Be Your Own Private Dancer
Want to give him a sexy present this weekend? Why not treat him to his very own, personal and private, lapdance? He watches, you perform – and when it’s over, who knows what delicious moves will follow?
This isn’t just a goodie for him, by the way. You get to be the centre of attention – and you get to feel your sexual power, as you have him begging. Here’s our step-by-step guide.
1: Sit him on an (armless) chair with his back to the door and some sexy music on, while you go and get undressed. Best not to tell him what’s going to happen, but hint that it’s going to be something good!
2: For a classic lapdance, go topless, with your sexiest panties and the full ‘suspenders and stockings’ kit. If you’re lacking those – or your man likes you a bit more wrapped, then your shortest skirt and your highest heels. Take a few minutes to get in tune with the music before you start your act.
3: Now shimmy up behind him and put your hands over his eyes- whisper that he’s to sit with his legs slightly apart and then let you take total control. Then slide your hands down his shoulders and arms, nuzzle his neck and lick his ear to get him going.
4: Circle round until you’re in front of him and a few yards away – so he can see you but not touch. This is the dance bit - but don’t panic; it doesn’t actually matter whether you can dance or not! Stand with your feet a shoulder’s width apart, put your hands behind your head (this makes your boobs perk up) and slide your hips in a ‘figure of eight’ movement, letting the rest of your body follow. Watch his eyes pop out of his head.
5: Move closer to him, one step at a time (point your toes and slide your feet forward), until you’re almost between his legs. Then lean over, kiss him passionately, letting your bare breasts graze his chest.
6: If you’re feeling saucy, this is the time to lick one finger and touch your nipples so they go erect – he may well at this point want to join in and lick but it’s up to you whether to let him or not! Even if you do, don’t let him take over completely – this is your show, so push him firmly back into his chair.
7: Then turn your back to him and dance a bit more – feet apart, hands behind your head again, and leaning forward so that your bottom really holds his attention . Add even more zoom by slapping your bottom a few times while you move.
8: Then turn round again and step right in between his legs, closer and closer. Let your fingers slide along his thighs but teasingly pull back from touching his serious bits. Then grind against him for a few beats, again pulling back to make him wait. Shimmy down and up, down and up..
9: Now slowly kneel between his legs to kiss his mouth again, then his nipples... and so on, down. The obvious move then is to unbuckle his belt and gently ease his penis out… following p with your mouth.
10: But you want to tease him even more, then simply rub your breasts over his crotch, shimmy back up again, then step slowly backwards, beckoning him up off his chair to join you in the bedroom…
PS: One version of this, apparently, is to have the makings of a tequila handy, smearing one of your nipples with salt, the other with lemon juice and letting him lick them off and then down the tequila shot…