Morning Team!
So John Sergent has tango'ed his way off Strictly Come Dancing! I would like to say he has bowed-out gracefully, but we all know he looked more like a limping elephant!
Did you see him with Claudia Winkleman yesterday? It was so embarrassing! She was doing her best to try and get him to hug his sobbing dance partner, but he just flat refused! At least he will lumber off our screens with some of his dignity still in tact.
More people exposing themselves on 'I'm a Celebrity….' this time it was the turn of Joe Swash; he pulled down his trousers so that George Takei could rub cream into his bottom! That's something you don't see on television everyday - thank goodness!
I was joined in the studio by Paul Savery and he revealed that the new people who are rumoured to be going into the jungle are - the bloke from Dollar, someone from Mistique and just as you thought things couldn't get anymore desperate………Timmy Mallet! Let's hope he doesn't take that stupid, giant mallet with him, although I could see Robert Kiroy-Silk bashing him one with it - so not all bad then.
We also spoke to Nathan Morley from Cypress, he was telling us that Uri Geller has spotted UFO's in the Cyprian mountains! Very believable I'm sure…….I don't know what Uri would make of Mr Chas if he came across him? You don't see that many dogs dressed in wellies and a tartan jacket!
Roger Foss was on the phone talking about a new production of Treasure Island, although it has Keith Allen in it, so probably not one for me.
Right then, only five weeks to go until the big day, I had better carry on with all the preparations and it's about time you all got your lights up!
See you tomorrow,
Steve.