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Sex Around The House: Kitchen

IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT…

Last week’s tip was all about what sexy things you can do in the bathroom. This week, we’re moving to the kitchen, which is an absolute treasure chest of sexy possibilities. For example…

- go to the fridge for foreplay. Cream or honey can be swirled all over her breasts or his shaft – avoid body orifices as food can cause infections – then licked off. Or pop a condom over a cucumber or banana and use it as a dildo.

- If there’s a flexible mixer unit on the taps, you can use water as a vibrator to stimulate her clitoris or his penis. Mix the temperature first though – too hot will burn – and keep the pressure low or you’ll bruise!

- sit her on the washing machine or tumble dryer, and set it going so that the movement turns her on. Then get her using a sex toy on herself (or him using one on her) to finish things off.

- use kitchen units of different heights for intercourse with a difference. Get her sitting on the worktop with him standing in front of her to penetrate – she can wrap her legs round his waist. Let him straddle a kitchen chair while she sits on top. Or get either bending forward over the kitchen table with buttocks in the air, and use your imagination.

- As a finale go to the freezer for some ice. Rub on sensitive areas – nipples, ear lobes, toes and buttocks – then follow up with warm (not hot!) chocolate (melted in the microwave). Go from cold, to hot to cold again to really make the point, and then give each other a final orgasm with hand or tongue. Enjoy!