It's all a carry on!
Posted by Steve Allen on December 05, 2008 at 07:31AM
The Christmas cards trickle in, discussing Piccalilli and the soaps with Susan
What size are your feet?
Posted by Steve Allen on December 04, 2008 at 08:41AM
And does size matter?
I've seen the mountain....
Posted by Steve Allen on December 03, 2008 at 07:59AM
Which means I have now visited our new studios at Leicester Square......
Another chocolate Alan?....
Posted by Steve Allen on December 02, 2008 at 07:58AM
Hiccough! Oh perhaps not!....
Sing-a-longa-Britney....
Posted by Steve Allen on December 01, 2008 at 07:40AM
unless your name is Britney Spears....
All live, no miming!
Posted by Steve Allen on November 30, 2008 at 11:59AM
Britney on TV, all the lights and pulling the woolworths
Ready 3....2....1.......hooooorahhhh....
Posted by Steve Allen on November 28, 2008 at 07:51AM
Yes, tonight's the night....
G'day - you're nicked mate
Posted by Steve Allen on November 27, 2008 at 07:44AM
Do you come from the land down- under?
Can't you do that at home?
Posted by Steve Allen on November 26, 2008 at 08:06AM
there are certain things you don't do in public......
Mama Mia, that's a lot of DVD's - 25th Nov
Posted by Steve Allen on November 25, 2008 at 07:57AM
Although, you can never have too much Abba....