Morning Team!
I really enjoyed looking through the papers this morning, I always love seeing the pictures of what everyone wore to the Oscars. Not only do we get to see movie stars really looking like movie stars, but we also get to see some truly horrific attempts at looking 'classy'; stand-up Katie Price aka Jordan, aka 'that Christmas Tree from a trailer park', as Vic Beckham astutely pointed out. Honestly, I really don't know how she does it. It's quite a talent to be able to look that blimpish, I mean the dress is just weird and what on earth she thinks she's doing at such an event in the first place is just beyond me! Perhaps she's a 'sitter'? They're the people that nip into the stars seats when they go to the loo, just so the auditorium always looks full….I can't think of any other reason why she'd be there, it's not as if she's ever going to win an award! Perhaps she just arrived a day late for the 'Razzies'?
Speaking of award ceremonies, I'm off to the Tric Awards today (if you're not in 'the biz' then that stands for Television and Radio Industries Club), I'm not getting an award…well at least I don't think I am!
Someone who deserves an gong for telling us What's On in London week after week is the fantastic Darren Tossle! In this mornings show, he told us that we could do something that hasn't been available to us for over 140 years; and no, it's got nothing to do with my Auntie Enid! If you don't know what I'm talking about then have a listen back to the podcast and you will also catch my rendition of the 'Ding Dong Song'!
See you tomorrow (with all the gossip) at 5am,
Steve.