The best of Steve's blogs
Steve Allen has been amusing you with his daily blogs all throughout 2008, so as a special treat, we've put our favourite 10 rants in one place for your amusement. Enjoy... and we'll have lots more in 2009.
July 22
How did Jordan write a book?
That ghastly Katie Price has been on various chat shows doing
interviews. I say she's doing interviews, she's usually just sitting
there, spouting off absolute nonsense!
August 15
What shall I call my fish & chip shop?
Some wonderful suggestions for a name. But remember... we don't do pies!
August 19
Jogging is an affliction - it's not natural is it?
There is a cure for jogging - you see all those poor people who are afflicted - it's vodka and a cream cake!
November 03
Txt spk
The move to Leicester Square is approaching, but who is this strange man sending emails in text speak?
November 17
Are you calling me a liar?
I can't believe the riff-raff they allow in Pret nowadays! I nearly got into a fight!
December 08
Oh do stop blubbing...
The X-Factor was a sea of tears. And all of them were from that little pip-squeak Eoghan!
December 10
Hello Leicester Square!
Our first day in Leicester Square. Which cupboard is mine? And which tube carriage is the first-class one?
December 12
Talking to the Royal Box
My review of the Royal Variety show and one of the comedians was hilarious.
December 17
Just how many cars do you need...?
Oh, just one in each colour please! Will someone PLEASE tell the Rooney's that you can't buy class.
December 19
Ooh, fresh muffins
Shame about the tea though. I got free food and drink today, but it was hardly worth it.