Why Can't You Massage Yourself?

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Mystery Hour Question

Why can’t you massage yourself?
Wayne, Dagenham

Answer

Name: Paul, Wimbledon
Qualification: Massage therapist

Answer: You can, but it’s not as good as when someone else does it. This is because your muscles are in a somewhat uncomfortable position, unable to relax, when you massage yourself. This make is a less pleasurable experience- along with the lack of the anticipation and joy of someone else touching you!

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